Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Jersey Foul Bingo, For the Hockey Fan With Standards

Are you going on the Canucks' California road trip? We are! We're looking forward to it too, namely because that many consecutive hockey games simply guarantees that we'll see our fair share of Jersey Fouls. With that in mind, we've created the PITB Jersey Foul Bingo Card, so as to double the joy we derive from judging people with no taste. Print it out and use it on your next trip to the stadium. Let us know how you did in the comments.

Stick tap to our friend Lisa for the fantastic idea for Jersey Foul Bingo.

14 comments:

  1. Cam CharronMarch 2, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    "jersey contains Mrs"

    Jackes Demrs doesn't see the problem.

    /illiteracy is NOT funny

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  2. LadyHatTrickMarch 2, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Team is not playing in game attended: almost always guaranteed lol

    In DC I've seen a lot of "Hunter 32" on new jerseys lol

    Totally printing this out and observing the crowd next game I attend.

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  3. Captain MorganMarch 2, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    "Jersey is obvious cheap Korean knockoff"

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  4. Captain MorganMarch 2, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    "Jersey features nickname in quotation marks"

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  5. UnknownMarch 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    I wore my Trevor Linden Canucks jersey to Game 7 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals between the Habs and Caps. I justified it by explaining that Linden has played for both teams. Foul Y/N?

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  6. Harrison MooneyMarch 2, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Man, Captain Morgan, there's a couple more I didn't even think of. Thiose are definitely fouls.

    Erik, a Canucks jersey to a Habs/Caps game? I call foul. Mind you, it's just a minor foul, because your argument carries a little persuasion. And I like you.

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  7. Irene TangaMarch 2, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Hmm I've seen a Leafs Wellwood jersey at a Canucks/Sens game in Ottawa, I guess this is a foul? Shouldn't there be an exception, since it's Wellwood?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    So... wearing a jersey from your beer league team is a no-go?

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  9. M. RichterMarch 2, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    Harrison -

    Thank you for clarifying this (WRT Erik's Canucks jersey). It has been a source of dispute for a while now (although he got into a wonderful discussion with the Habs fans sitting behind us, up until one of them poured beer down my back).

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  10. nanodummyMarch 3, 2011 at 3:22 AM

    Do Wilf Paiement, Rick Dudley and Joe Lamb jerseys get a pass if they read 99?

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  11. simonMarch 3, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Just hope someone wears a Rangers jersey with #00 John Davidson, from 1978. It won't be a foul, but it means a simple 3/5 on the bingo card...

    Also, does Grant Clitsome's jersey count as a sexual message/joke?
    Does Satan's jersey count as a swear word? (In Sweden, it's a swear word at least)
    And I really hope someone dons a Mel Angelstad Wahington #69 shirt from 2004 too...

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  12. 5-hole.comMarch 4, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    You guys forgot "Number foul: Irrational Number"
    http://5-hole.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/SDC10904.JPG

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  13. TimmyMarch 4, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    @5-hole.com: That would and should go under fractions/decimals.

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  14. AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    At the IGA last night: I thought Wotherspoon was a speedskater http://bit.ly/hmeK34

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