Sometimes, you just can't find the words, and on a day like Valentine's Day--a day especially made for the expression of true-hearted sentiment--that simply will not do. Thankfully, when your tongue gets tied, you can reach into a box of Sweethearts and find the secrets of your heart already expressed (provided the secrets of your heart fit on the candy).Well, NHLers are no different, and this Valentine's Day, they're here to tell you, sometimes the words are on the tip of your tongue, if you're eating a piece of candy that has those words on it:
From: Alex Burrows | To: Teammates
From: Alain Vigneault | To: Gum
From: Andrew Peters | To: Everyone
From: Keith Ballard | To: Milan Michalek
From: Alex Bolduc | To: His shoulder
From: Manny Malhotra | To: The Linesman
From: Daniel Sedin | To: The Art Ross Trophy
From: Kevin Bieksa | To: Mike Gillis
From: Henrik Sedin | To: Daniel Sedin
From: Eklund | To: The wrong person
From: Alain Vigneault | To: Aaron Rome
From: Christian Ehrhoff | To: Alex Edler
From: Mikael Samuelsson | To: Team Sweden
From: Mason Raymond | To: Ryan Kesler
From: The NHL Head Office | To: Dale Tallon
From: Darren Pang | To: Alex Pietrangelo
From: Darren Pang | To: PK Subban
From: Sidney Crosby | To: Gary Bettman
From: Jeremy Roenick | To: Matt Cooke
From: Rick DiPietro | To: Brent Johnson
From: Peter Chiarelli | To: Brian Burke
From: Pierre McGuire | To: Everyone Ever
From: Bruce Boudreau | To: The Washington Capitals
'eat me'
ReplyDeletefrom: big mac to: fatty wellwood
I chews you had me choking on ramen noodles.
ReplyDelete"You slew me"
ReplyDeletefrom: Alex Burrows | to: Andrei Kostitsyn
"Let's get personal"
ReplyDeletefrom: Stephane Auger | to: Alex Burrows
"I choose you!"
ReplyDeletefrom: Ash Ketchum | to : Jannik Hansen
"Missing You"
ReplyDeletefrom: The Dark Times | to: Cody Hodgson
@qris I may be prouder of "I chews you" than any other piece of writing I've ever done.
ReplyDelete@Michael Clearly, you are a regular reader, especially since the Jannik Hansen/pokemon connection is less than a day old at this point. I liked "Missing You". I am willing to believe The Dark Times would send Cody Hodgson a conversation heart.
Haw haw haw
ReplyDeleteEklund... you bozos are awesome
I don't know why but I suddenly envisioned the "Jannik Hansen Pokemon Connection" as being the first cable dating show that both Canucks fans and furries can really get behind.
ReplyDeleteI actually spat out water when I read 'I chews you' 'quit exploding' 'be mine' and 'u r cute'
ReplyDeleteamazing amazing work guys, this post is basically my favourite thing on the internet right now
Happy Valentine's Day PITB! I hope you got your wives something special. ;)
the tag "these candies are chalky and unpleasant"
ReplyDeleteSO TRUE OMG
I may be a freak: I enjoy both the taste and texture of candy hearts.
ReplyDeleteThat said, this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!
Sweet, yet tart. Splendid as always.
ReplyDelete@Skeeter
ReplyDeleteI also enjoy the candy hearts. Mmmm... chalky goodness.
Of course, I also love anything licorice flavoured, especially the double-salted dutch zout drops, so my support probably just cements your freak status!
"You make me dizzy"
ReplyDeleteFrom: Defensemen | To: The Sedins
"Get away from me"
From: Roberto Luongo | To: The shootout
"I'm glad you chose me"
From: Shooting on a two-on-one with Mason Raymond | To: Ryan Kesler
I couldn't love this any more.
ReplyDelete@Skeeter Surely you must mean love! No WUV with an Earth 'W' BEHOLD!
ReplyDeleteThe best VDay clip ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khc4UaLdMKk
Brilliant post Harrison!
What heart would Lu send his gold medal?
ReplyDeletethis post made my day! u guys are awesome
ReplyDeletei loved the daniel and henrik ones and of course edler and ehrhoff's
get well soon
ReplyDeleteFrom: Canucks fans everywhere. To: Canucks defensemen everywhere.
i chew-chew-chews you
ReplyDelete- ralph V
Harrison Mooney, you my friend are a comedic genius!
ReplyDelete@Neal
ReplyDeleteThat "BEHOLD!" gets me every time. Classic.
ur a gr8 gal
ReplyDeleteFrom: Alex Burrows | To: Kelly Backes
just kidding, guys
ReplyDeleteFrom: Ryan Kesler | To: Canadians