Showing posts with label curses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label curses. Show all posts
Saturday, April 02, 2011
The Presidents' Trophy Matters (For, Like, One More Week)
Posted by
Harrison Mooney
By now, you've probably heard the news that the Canucks have won the Presidents' Trophy. You've probably also heard some of the subsequent chatter surrounding the merit of the accomplishment. You may have heard, for instance, that this trophy doesn't matter, that only playoff success matters. That is patently false, and you likely heard it from fools.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Why it's Been 17 Years
Posted by
Qris Johnson

The most ridiculous thing I hear in hockey is that Gary Bettman's hatred of Canada has led him to rig the game against the six remaining Canadian teams. Why else would Canada have such a long cold streak? A Canadian team last hoisted the Cup in 1993. If it's not a conspiracy, what is it? A curse?
No, it's the fans.
With the many many ways the media now penetrate into the game, fans have a better look into every aspect of the game than they did in decades past. One can sit for hours straight at a computer and read page upon page of commentary, rumor and discussion about players. Fans wanting information have instant gratification, and that's a useful tool. I'm so glad that technology has propelled us this far, into an age where it is almost impossible to destroy information.
That said, it allows obsessives to easily obsess. Worse, in Canadian cities there's some sort of ridiculous sense of entitlement. We like hockey better than those American cities. In Canada, football worries about competing with hockey, and not vice versa. Why should a city with no natural snow, that isn't watching the game anyway, hoist the Cup?
That sense of entitlement turns nasty when they lose. It turns vicious. It gets stupid. Most of all, it gets distracting. Players who sign in Canadian cities sound excited about the added pressure, but they seem to expect it to be a lot more reasonable than it is. Canadian cities expect results, and whether that's fair or not, what isn't fair is that when their team doesn't win, they feel justified in treating the players like garbage. In every Canadian city is a ridiculous vitriol machine ready to tear its hockey team to shreds.
It happened in Ottawa, where Ray Emery, after some brilliant play taking over the starting position and helping his team to the Stanley Cup Finals, was ultimately run out of town, surrounded by questions of his attitude and stories of his coming late to practice. Instead of focusing on how far he'd carried his team, Ottawa focused on how he'd played poorly in the Cup Finals, and blamed their loss on him. It was their loss, as Emery is still a talented goaltender, who played well in the KHL and for the Flyers, before he was injured. The Senators have had question marks in goal ever since.
It happened in Montreal, where Carey Price was blamed for a series loss to Philadelphia in his rookie season. Despite showing flashes of brilliance in that series, a few flukey goals by Philly and a few ridiculous defensive breakdowns made his numbers in the series look bad, and the Canadiens' insistence on shooting the puck directly at Biron's logo made him look great in comparison. Canadiens fans haven't had faith in Price since, and unfortunately, Price lets that kind of stuff get to him.
It's happening in Calgary to Jarome Iginla. It happened in Edmonton to Joffrey Lupul. It's happening in Toronto to Phil Kessel.
But still, despite all the ridiculousness that goes on in the other five cities, Vancouverites are particularly good at it.
Markus Naslund spent the whole duration of his captaincy being blamed for the Canucks' not hoisting the Cup. Todd Bertuzzi... well never mind, he did screw up pretty big. Still, after coming back... he couldn't come back. Up until last season, the Sedin twins were criticized to no end as being second-line talent, not being true offensive stars, etc. Remember the old "Sedins for Jokinen" trade proposals? How about Kevin Bieksa? Even Trevor Linden -- oh sure, in 1994 he was our hero, but in his last couple seasons here, we couldn't give the guy a break. Canucks fans are already doing it to Cody Hodgson. How about Roberto Luongo? He's got to be my favorite example -- people yelling at him that he can't stand the pressure of their yelling at him.
These are issues that just don't exist in the American markets. Joe Sakic was a great leader, and Colorado fans knew it, but when the Avs missed the playoffs, no one threw things at Sakic, no one yelled at him in the street, and no one sat down next to him in a restaurant to offer HIS opinion on how Joe could improve his game. No one even questioned whether he was the right guy to wear the C. They just let Joe do his thing, and he brought them two Stanley Cups. Scott Stevens was never torn to shreds in New Jersey, and he presided over all three of their Cup victories. Steve Yzerman didn't have a whole lot of failure to be blamed for, but you can bet if his team missed a step, no one would be calling for Stevie Y's head.
It baffles me that no one questions whether these men could have accomplished the same things if they lived in cities that were completely unforgiving of every misstep. Cities where you can post a .913 save percentage and 40 wins and still be slagged all summer long. Cities where there are masses of vitriolic pessimists waiting for a single slip-up so they can call for your head in blogs, newspapers, on the radio and on television.
So, yeah, it's like Skeeter said -- "it wasn't a necessary change from the team's standpoint, but it may have been a necessary change from a PR standpoint." Thanks, fans. Once again, a good man and a great hockey player have been torn down because you feel entitled. Because anything less than a Cup victory is a disappointment, and someone needs to lose his job.
If Vancouver doesn't go another 40 years without winning a Cup, it won't be because they didn't try.
Monday, April 19, 2010
The San Jose Sharks are Cursed
Posted by
Daniel Wagner
It is now official: the San Jose Sharks are cursed. How else do you explain the absurdity of losing a game in which they outshot the Colorado Avalanche 51 to 17 on one of the most ridiculous own-goals in playoffs history? So, what exactly caused this curse?
Did they trade away Babe Ruth for his weight in peanuts? That seems far-fetched, mainly as The Bambino died in 1948 and the Sharks didn't enter the NHL until 1991.
Are they suffering from the legendary Buffalo Curse, an affliction common to all Buffalo sports-teams, preventing them from winning a major championship? Considering the two cities are approximately 2684 miles driving distance apart, this one seems unlikely.
Have the Sharks ever appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated? The answer, of course, is no: they are a hockey team.
Owen Nolan, when he was captain of the Sharks, did appear on the cover of EA's NHL 2001. That curse, however, is thought only to apply to EA's Madden NFL games. While the Sharks did finish 2nd in the Pacific and lost in the Conference Quarterfinals, it was prior to the lockout and the acquisition of Joe Thornton. It was, however, the first year for Evgeni Nabakov as full-time starter for the Sharks. Hrm...
Did the Sharks at any point in their history employ cheerleaders? Did they fail to renew their contract? Where they named the Honey Sharks? Probably not.
Do any Sharks fans have a goat for a pet? The official policy at the HP Pavilion is "no animals," but there's no indication as to whether anyone has attempted to bring a goat inside and was refused.
Are any of the Sharks players superstitious enough to hire a witch doctor to curse their opponent and cheap enough not to pay him? Perhaps. Someone closer to the Sharks organization would need to confirm or deny this one.
While there are certainly some potential sources for a curse. If I were a Sharks fan, I'd be looking desperately for a curse as an explanation. The alternative is far too depressing.
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