Monday, May 10, 2010

Follow-Up: That Sami Salo Has "Guts"

This is the last time I'm going to report on this story, as I feel, like the testicle itself, it's been beaten to a pulp. But here's a photo of Sami Salo walking. More impressively, he's wearing a suit and carrying his own bags.

Let me just say, he's a better man than I. If that were me, considering all that had happened, I'd likely look more heavily drugged. Probably my skin would look more sickly and yellow. There's no way I'd wear a suit. If pressed to adhere to the team dress code, I'd wear a bowtie, but I would insist on being barefoot. For comfort and range of motion, I'd see that no other piece of fabric came anywhere near my groin and I'd be wearing a loose-fitting diaper.

1 comment:

  1. JackElliotsMoustacheMay 11, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    If I had to pick who would play grown up Butters Stotch in a live action South Park movie the early front runner would have to be Sami Salo......


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