Are you going on the Canucks' California road trip? We are! We're looking forward to it too, namely because that many consecutive hockey games simply guarantees that we'll see our fair share of Jersey Fouls. With that in mind, we've created the PITB Jersey Foul Bingo Card, so as to double the joy we derive from judging people with no taste. Print it out and use it on your next trip to the stadium. Let us know how you did in the comments.
Stick tap to our friend Lisa for the fantastic idea for Jersey Foul Bingo.
Stick tap to our friend Lisa for the fantastic idea for Jersey Foul Bingo.
"jersey contains Mrs"
ReplyDeleteJackes Demrs doesn't see the problem.
/illiteracy is NOT funny
Team is not playing in game attended: almost always guaranteed lol
ReplyDeleteIn DC I've seen a lot of "Hunter 32" on new jerseys lol
Totally printing this out and observing the crowd next game I attend.
"Jersey is obvious cheap Korean knockoff"
ReplyDelete"Jersey features nickname in quotation marks"
ReplyDeleteI wore my Trevor Linden Canucks jersey to Game 7 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals between the Habs and Caps. I justified it by explaining that Linden has played for both teams. Foul Y/N?
ReplyDeleteMan, Captain Morgan, there's a couple more I didn't even think of. Thiose are definitely fouls.
ReplyDeleteErik, a Canucks jersey to a Habs/Caps game? I call foul. Mind you, it's just a minor foul, because your argument carries a little persuasion. And I like you.
Hmm I've seen a Leafs Wellwood jersey at a Canucks/Sens game in Ottawa, I guess this is a foul? Shouldn't there be an exception, since it's Wellwood?
ReplyDeleteSo... wearing a jersey from your beer league team is a no-go?
ReplyDeleteHarrison -
ReplyDeleteThank you for clarifying this (WRT Erik's Canucks jersey). It has been a source of dispute for a while now (although he got into a wonderful discussion with the Habs fans sitting behind us, up until one of them poured beer down my back).
Do Wilf Paiement, Rick Dudley and Joe Lamb jerseys get a pass if they read 99?
ReplyDeleteJust hope someone wears a Rangers jersey with #00 John Davidson, from 1978. It won't be a foul, but it means a simple 3/5 on the bingo card...
ReplyDeleteAlso, does Grant Clitsome's jersey count as a sexual message/joke?
Does Satan's jersey count as a swear word? (In Sweden, it's a swear word at least)
And I really hope someone dons a Mel Angelstad Wahington #69 shirt from 2004 too...
You guys forgot "Number foul: Irrational Number"
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@5-hole.com: That would and should go under fractions/decimals.
ReplyDeleteAt the IGA last night: I thought Wotherspoon was a speedskater http://bit.ly/hmeK34
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