New Jersey: Doing their part to prevent the Boston Bruins from becoming too powerful by actively blocking them from getting the number 1 pick.
Buffalo: Despite Miller's slow start, have not had a single member of their media suggest there's a goaltending controversy. Indeed, Miller's looking to dispel Thomas's "Vezina curse" of immediately being displaced by the backup.
Edmonton: This time, their GM refuses to cave when their highest-paid D-man demands a trade.
Florida: Canucks trade rumors have quieted down, so odds are they're not about to be screwed again anytime soon.
Anaheim: Scott Niedermayer can only realistically retire once.
Ottawa: No longer have to deal with a star goaltender showing up late to practice, getting into fights, or playing for the team.
Phoenix: At 24th in the league, are finally living up to the expectations set by fans and media.
NY Islanders: With Streit and Okposo, have new up-and-coming stars to suffer long term injury, taking pressure off of Rick DiPietro.
Minnesota: Pierre-Marc Bouchard's impending return may finally fill the gap Gaborik left as the offensive spark who plays beautifully for 30 games every season.
Carolina: I just traded Cam Ward from my fantasy team, so he's likely to start recording a shutout every other game.
Vancouver: According to several sources, October is officially over.
Toronto: Thanks to New Jersey, it's unlikely that they traded away the 1st overall pick.
NY Rangers: Sean Avery's self-esteem apparently uninjured after vicious attack by James Wisniewski.
San Jose: Likely to succeed so long as coach continually reminds the team that the playoffs are months away.
Atlanta: Will likely pick up Jarome Iginla and PK Subban at the deadline.
Calgary: Daryl Sutter can't possibly last much longer.
Columbus: Steve Mason has returned to the form that made him the subject of so much discussion last season.
Boston: As long as Tim Thomas continues to allow less than a goal per game, are likely to make the playoffs this season.
Pittsburgh: Marc-Andre Fleury can't keep playing like this forever. Eventually Bylsma will just kill him.
Colorado: Odds of losing to San Jose in the playoffs are steadily decreasing.
Philadelphia: Mike Richards' intangibles are more valuable to the team right now than that goal he scored.
Nashville: Failing power-play more in character for a team that believes in hard-fought wins and harder-fought losses.
Detroit: Teams employing this many senior citizens may be eligible for a tax break.
Washington: It's the regular season, when their game really works.
St. Louis: Jaroslav Halak is a huge upgrade over their last backstop, Chris Mason's beard.
Chicago: "Stanley Cup hangover" made the long list of hangovers Patrick Kane currently suffers from.
Montreal: If the team continues this way, fans can look forward to being disappointed in playoffs, rather than just amazed they qualified.
Tampa Bay: If they continue to score crazily while allowing 3.00 goals per game, they may be this season's Washington Capitals.
Los Angeles: Will be real Cup contenders so long as Jarret Stoll remains among the league's top scorers.
Awesome.
ReplyDelete"Atlanta: Will likely pick up Jarome Iginla and PK Subban at the deadline."
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