Monday, January 03, 2011

I Watched This Game: Canucks at Sharks, January 03, 2011

Canucks 4 - 3 Sharks



The Canucks came into San Jose to play their third road game in four nights. Unbeaten in five, and expected to be dog-tired, there was a sense among Canuck nation that a loss to San Jose was as inevitable as the extraplanar robots that chase down lawbreakers. The Sharks came into this game fourth in the Western Conference, and with their continued employment of Joe Thornton, Dany Heatley, and Dan Boyle, looked to be formidable foes.

They were formidable foes. That said, they still got beat by a Canucks team that has seemingly forgotten how to lose. As a born loser, I'm here if they need the help, but I don't think they'll call. In the meantime, I guess Daniel and I will just have to sit around watching them win, like we did tonight when we watched this game:

  • The Second Law of Sedinery: if the Sedins find themselves alone behind the defense, you may as well go line up at center ice. They will score. The opening goal (above), off a turnover by Joe Thornton (and not Jason Demers, as crazy old John Garrett insisted), is a classic case of Wizardous Sedinerie. Antti Niemi made a common mistake and got Daniel confused with Henrik. Had he realized that Henrik had the first touch, he might have realized Daniel was about to get the second. Instead, he anticipated a shot from Henrik Sedin. Rookie mistake. Also a rookie mistake? Letting Gary Busey date your mom.
  • Speaking of Rookie of the Year, let's talk about casts. The second-line featured a rotating one, as Jannik Hansen, Jeff Tambellini, and Mason Raymond all saw time as Ryan Kesler's wings. When Tambellini and Raymond were together, they showed the potential to be the fastest duo since Northstar and Aurora. (Other similarities: both duos are Canadian, and spend an inordinate amount of time in dark blue. Differences: Raymond's not gay, and Tambellini's not a woman.) Anyway, Raymond and Hansen finished the night on that line, and Hansen may have re-won his spot there with this game-tying goal late in the second period. Early in the season, I grumbled about Hansen spending time on the second line--the old Jannik finished his checks but not his scoring chances. That said, like a piece of furniture haunted by the ghost of a carpenter, Hansen has magically developed finish. #WorstAnalogyAward
  • What was going on during the Canucks second goal? Ehrhoff and Edler apparently switched places with Daniel and Henrik, briefly becoming the forwards on the rush. They didn't do too badly, either. Perhaps Edler felt slighted when Skeeter suggested he didn't have the stuff to play center, or perhaps the Sedins felt pigeonholed as offensive wizards and wanted a chance to play defense. Third option: the Sedins forgot that the teams switched ends for the second, and were thrilled about being in behind the defense for a second time.
  • Tanner Glass played 8:25 tonight, which is about on par with his usual minutes, except that he spent ten minutes in the box for two fights (a full one-sixth of the game). The fourth line in general was noticeable tonight, spending a lot of time in the offensive zone. Chalk this up to the return of Mason Raymond, which has banished a top-nine player to the bottom three. And, while the line may not have seen an increase in minutes, they saw a definite increase in third period minutes, as Alain Vigneault trusted them with late shifts in a close game.
  • Part of this might have been a desire to play fresh guys on the back-to-back games, but another part might have been that Alex Bolduc was winning faceoffs when Henrik Sedin and Ryan Kesler weren't. For the third straight game, the Canucks lost the faceoff battle, although this time by a very narrow margin. Manny Malhotra was his usual stalwart self, winning 14-of-18, including all six in the defensive zone. Just Manny being Manny. The other two big drawmen were kind of crummy. Kind of really crummy. Kesler was 35% in the circle. Henrik was 27%.
  • Continuing the negativity, on San Jose's first goal, Rome needs to cover Clowe in front of the net, not the random patch of ice to Schneider's left, which he so ably defended. On San Jose's second goal, Henrik needs to not be in the box. Captain Hook strikes again. On San Jose's third goal, Schneider needs to remove all banana peels from his crease prior to the start of the period. Open letter to Rollie Melanson: get on that.
  • Christian Ehrhoff was good tonight. He facilitated breakouts like working at McDonald's, had 5 shots, blocked 4, and picked up two assists. I've heard fans saying that, now that Bieksa's playing well, we should trade Ehrhoff instead. Tonight, Ehrhoff showed San Jose why they never should have let him go; let's not wish that same regret upon ourselves.
  • Like Evangeline Lilly in a Live Links commercial, Mason Raymond draws a lot of calls. It's good to see him buzzing around the offensive zone, falling down like Cory Schneider.
  • Not to rag on Cory Schneider too much. Despite his shaky moments, such as collapsing like a Jenga tower in a rowboat, he made some incredible saves, and also let in less goals than Antti Niemi. These are both positives. The Canucks are now 7-0-2 when Schneider starts.
  • Worst outfit of the night goes to Dan Murphy, who wore an ugly tie that looked like it was made of dried beef broth. Someone needs to get him on What Not to Wear immediately. Seriously, where did he get it? The toilet store?
  • Observation: every time the puck goes over the glass, pro hockey players become children stargazing with their fathers. They point with such enthusiasm it's embarrassing. Look, Dad, a shooting star! Didja see it? Didja?
  • Word was Kesler might sit this one out after taking a shot to the foot in the game prior, but he wound up playing twenty-three very effective minutes. He put up four shots, as well as attempting another six, one of which hit the crossbar after a beautiful tip.
  • Speaking of shots, the Canucks put up 47 and attempted 70. They peppered Niemi like a flavourless steak. A ton of those shots ended up in Niemi's glove, which the Canucks apparently hate as much as the shooter in The Jerk hates oil cans. The Canucks won the last game against the Sharks with considerable hittiness, but tonight, shootiness was their primary asset.
  • And finally, let's give major credit to Alex Burrows, who took it upon himself to win da turd by scoring the game-winner halfway into da turd. The refs reviewed it for something that isn't reviewable but, since many officials still sort of hate Burr for that thing that happened, it makes sense.

13 comments:

  1. Yes! Thank you! I love IWTG...
    But honestly a Danes having Fin(n)ish, that's just crazy!

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  2. Thanks for letting us know, TBCF. We're all for anonymous praise, but we prefer nonymous praise.

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  3. Excellent IWTG, I even managed to get several of the references.

    I think I watch Canucks games more for Gary Valk's analysis at the end of each game on Sportsnet than I do for watching the Canucks play. Whatever they're paying him, it isn't enough.

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  4. I loved that the Sharks tried to have 7 on the ice with 1:51 to go... shots of all three Sharks coaches pointing at Heatley for like 20 seconds... "Yeah, YOU. YOU off the ice. YOU come here. YES YOU."

    Heatley was apparently amazed that he wasn't the first choice to stay on.

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  5. Do we have to be referred to as "canucks nation?"...i threw up a bit in the back of my mouth when i read that...simply because it reminds me of my time in toronto this past year and all they talked about was "leafs nation."

    As you may have noticed from the stats and momentum...we aren't anything like "Leafs nation"

    Let's get a better description....

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  6. Hey!

    What a delightfully dandy day:

    Hawks humble LA;
    Canucks squeak by San Jose;
    and Canada crushes the USA.

    ‘sokay
    eh!

    chickenhawk

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  7. "'Teamname' Nation" is a pretty common descriptor. It's not unique to the Leafs by any stretch of the imagination.

    That said, let's try a few alternatives:
    Coalition of Canuckleheads
    United Canuck Emirates
    Canucks Kingdom
    United Fans of Vancouver
    Democratic Republic of Canucks
    The Commonwealth of Canuck Fans
    Union of Canuck Socialist Republics

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  8. Vancouver United lol

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  9. board games in boats is quite possibly the best tag ever

    love the iwtg! got a few hearty chuckles out of me on this dreary morning

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  10. It's nice that Kesler played well, but really I don't understand why players play through injuries, or why short-sighted fans applaud them for doing so. All it guarantees is that Kesler will be banged up for the third straight playoff year, and then the same stupid fans will, for the third straight year, accuse him (and Burrows and anyone else) of "not showing up."

    Strategically resting star players makes so much sense and yet it never happens. If Kesler is hurt, let him heal, unless he really can heal gradually while playing rather than "playing through it."

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  11. J21, it all depends on the injury.

    Recall a couple years ago, Willie Mitchell had a back injury that the doctors said he could play through without exacerbating it -- it'd just mean he'd be in a lot of pain. Like the baller he is, he played a couple games with it before eventually realizing he was merely superhuman, not Superman.

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