I don't remember Santa Claus looking that crotchety.
Christmas is fast approaching. Unfortunately for the Vancouver Canucks, they won't get much time to celebrate Christmas with their family and friends, as they'll be in Columbus, Ohio on December 23rd and will need to wake up early on Boxing Day to play the Oilers. With that in mind, here are some gift ideas for our beloved Canucks and here's hoping they have a restful and enjoyable two-day break.
For the Forward in your life:
Jonas Andersson: A travel toothbrush.
Alexandre Bolduc: Fancy ankle brace.
Alexandre Burrows: Red hair dye.
Tanner Glass: The Official Scrabble Players Dictionary, Fourth Edition.
Jannik Hansen: Man Hands Healing Hand Lotion.
Manny Malhotra: Some gold-plated playa grillz. We know how he rolls.
Mason Raymond: Busted Tees' "I'm so Excited" t-shirt.
Rick Rypien: St. Paul Restaurant Guide.
Mikael Samuelsson: An advent calendar featuring a different team rejecting him every day.
Daniel Sedin: "Out for Blood" by Alyxandra Harvey.
Henrik Sedin: The Schwarzenegger/Devito comedy classic, Twins.
Jeff Tambellini: Best Of Rodney Dangerfield.
For the Defenceman in your life:
Andrew Alberts: The classic epic "Barabbas" starring Anthony Quinn.
Keith Ballard: Louisville Slugger Triton Big Barrel Bat.
Alexander Edler: "Speak Up With Confidence."
Christian Ehrhoff: A lump of coal. He knows what he did.
Dan Hamhuis: "Tales of the Riverbank" on DVD.
Ryan Parent: "The Shining" on DVD to watch with Kevin Bieksa.
Aaron Rome: An exclusive arrangement to audit classes at the prestigious Milford Academy.
Sami Salo: Bubble wrap. Reams and reams of bubble wrap.
For the Goalie in your life:
Roberto Luongo: The complete e.e. cummings.
Cory Schneider: Big Book of Black Belt Sudoku to fill all his free time.
For the Former Canuck in your life:
Jan Bulis: A fairy costume.
Joel Perrault: Manitoba Moose jersey.
Taylor Pyatt: New contact lenses.
Kyle Wellwood: Elmo's World on DVD.